"I'm pure at heart...

...it repels the dirt.."

Fandom-blog primarily, mostly Harry Potter, TMI/TID, The Hunger Games, OUAT...plus other fandoms and things..
Enjoy your stay ^^

expels:

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

(Source: expels, via milesjai)

“You know how boys complain about being “friendzoned”? Well we experience this totally legit thing called being fuckzoned. It’s when boys want to have sex with you but they never seem all that interested in getting to know you”

—   Unknown (via zeldaux)

(Source: elephant-onthehip, via dyingargents)

awwww-cute:

He finally grew into that bow tie

awwww-cute:

He finally grew into that bow tie

(via jailbaitstump)

actionables:

look at this picture

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when you see it, you cannot unsee it

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it’s a woman

PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT

A WOMAN

it took me 5 minutes to find her

I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT

(via paulwelsey)

“But you deserve the universe and I’m just a star”

—   27/07/14 (via incoloure)

(via crestadeen)

louisiana-hot-sauce:

"Where is my Edward Cullen?"

"Where is my Damon Salvatore?"

"Where is my Christian Grey?"

For your sake, jail I hope.

(via starlcov)

harryosburne:

lil-lady-hiddleston:

kyrstin:

bless this writer and this entire episode

Bless Mark Sheppard for delivering that flawlessly

the poison for kuzco, kuzcos’ poison

(Source: superwhollock, via thesoulofawarrior)

vinrin3:

daddy-deadlys-babygirl:

nepekittyleijon:

Have i ever told you guys how much i absolutely adore corsets

Ooooo

*uncontrollable drooling*

(via supermortalwhopotterlock)

cetaceas:

*hears child crying* *takes birth control*

(via theballadofmonalisas)

glasseskiwi:

5eva:

y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple

HORRIFIED SCREAMS

#I THINK THEY MEANT THE DEODORANT COMES OFF IN A NIPPLE SHAPE NOT THE ACTUAL NIPPLE

LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS

(Source: uglygirlsassociation, via catarinaloss)

sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart:

lustylesbians:

accras:

cleophatrajones:

poeticallybrown:

owl-vortex:

10 things our kids will never understand…

limewire lmao I forgot that was a thing woww. my memory

recording songs off the radio was disastrous

I can relate to all except limewire (maybe I was too old for that :-)

Omg

YES. urgh or with limewire download the song AND SOMEONE IS FREAKING TALKING EVERY NOW AND THEN DURING THE MUSIC. SHUT UP OKAY I WANT MY ILLEGAL DOWNLOAD TO BE PERFECT

(via supermortalwhopotterlock)

kushandwizdom:

Teen quotes